My neurologist assures me that it won’t actually happen, no matter how much I may feel like it sometimes, but I am writing this in case it happens anyway: My head feels like it is going to explode. The migraine is centered right above, below, behind – all around – my right eye. Sometimes, it moves to the back of my head, then bounces back. In any case, it’s a searing sensation that flares up and makes me want to cry out in pain.

So anyway, in case it actually happens and my head does explode, which it totally feels like it’s going to, would someone please tell Dr. Shimamoto “I told you so” for me?